But it’s for complicated peeing reasons.
I don’t necessarily have ‘pee shyness,’ per se. As lots of guys who have peed with/on/at/near me can attest to. But I do have some very selective bladder control stuff that I’ve never been able to figure out all the way.
For instance: at my gym, there’s only one urinal facing the small sink area where you wash your hands and use their terrible razors and lotions. But it means that when you’re standing at it, your back is to anyone who might be entering the locker room and the sink area, so for some reason, if anyone makes any noise at all behind me while I’m trying to get started, it’s a futile attempt and my bladder just says “NOPE!” and shuts down the whole idea.
And yet, I’ve definitely been to that dungeon in Brooklyn where the GBU parties used to happen, and pissed with, in front of, on, and in lots of different dudes that I barely knew. So. You tell me.
Then I found this six second clip of the bravest boy I’ve ever seen and now I’m completely in awe of how he’s pulled this off. Just watch:
I realize that not everyone is going to be as impressed with that as I was, but it definitely got something jumping in my balls.
I promise this isn’t going to become a porn blog. I did that game and I’m not interested in doing here. I definitely don’t wanna try to sell you guys anything. But sometimes I just gotta share stuff when it’s great.