Channing Tatum is a Merman, Nick Denton is bankrupt, and a guy jacks off with a cigarette in his dick.
We got a pretty good response to this last week, so I’m queueing this up before I leave for murder cabin times so you don’t miss out on any of the important stuff this weekend. It’s a load of weird shit. But what else would you expect from me at this point?
This week’s 5 includes a guy who smokes a cigarette with his piss slit, a guy who is getting everything he deserves, another guy who’s gonna be a merman (and fueling furry/cosplay/yiff fantasies for decades to come), and a guy who humps his fleshlight and says really strangely awkward things the whole time. Yay:
You can find your own way from there. But be sure to lemme know what you’re whackin it to or looking at in between whacks. I always like to be told.