In defense of small penises

In Defense Of: Small Penises


Everything you think about small penises is probably dumb.


I’ve long been stamping “small dicks are cool,” on tumblr posts that feature dudes with dicks that are smaller than what we’ve been informed is “regular,” and I plan on continuing to do so. Like my fascination with Furries, my fixation on giant, monster dongs is almost completely founded in something hard to pin down, and impossible to put into words. I hate that.

In real life, I don’t really care about huge dicks. I just don’t. I’ve spent plenty of time at parties and gym saunas marveling over guys who are clearly proud of what they’ve brought to show off. But when I go to act, I instantly realize that I don’t want or want to deal with 10+ inches of penis meat! It’s one thing to watch somebody jack a huge dick on tumblr and imagine that they have some kind of heightened pleasure or ability to intercourse that the rest of us can only dream about.

“All those surplus nerve endings! All that extra shaft to rub and create friction upon! Surely that must feel better for them than it does for guys with less than six inches!”

And yet.

It doesn’t. Plus there’s a whole handful of hassles that come with having a huge dick that make it more work and potentially LESS pleasurable for its owner in the long run.

The idea that penises are meant to be huge in order to provide maximum pleasure sensation both for penis owner, and sexual partners is not a new one, nor is the idea that large or oversized genitals are related to fertility, manliness, or masculinity. But there used to be a cultural preference for small, well-formed genitalia. We’ve just moved away from that preference, with what seems to be increasing speed, as pornography reaches peak ubiquity in modern culture and those with above-average endowments are treated as superior or preferred performers. Even while we know that they don’t experience or deliver a quantifiable difference in genital pleasure. It’s… weird when you really think about it.

So, in aid of promoting small penises as equal members of penis society (they’re just different – not inferior), and in aid of making sure all men can and should be proud of their bodies and genitals, I’m offering up my favorite Small Dick Tumblrs for you to follow and enjoy:


Tiny Dick Jock, Small Penis, Little Cock

Tiny Dick Jocks

Small Penis Obsession, Little Cock,

Small Penis Obsession

Tiny Dick Pics, Small Penis

Tiny Dick Pics

Small Cock Rocks, Small Penis, Tiny Dick

Small Cock Rocks






I can pretty much guarantee that after 5 minutes scrolling through any one of these, you’ll start to wonder what the point of a 12″ penis is, and begin imagining how easy and fun it would be to jam a smaller than usual wang in your mouth or butt without a ton of prep work or stretching. My only real complaint is that the fixation of a lot of small penis tumblrs is emasculation and the mocking of guys who aren’t packing. That’s stupid, and seems like it might be a good enough reason for me to make my own SPT to tell everyone how fucking cool they can be.

If you’re a guy who feels like he’s got a small dick, you need to accept that and love it. You’re never gonna pump it into a Boomer Banks cock, and there’s no surgery that won’t leave you unscarred or walking around with cadaver tissue in your penis. You are what you are and there’s a ton of people out there who think that’s pretty great. Be proud of your penis no matter what size it is, and just refuse to fuck around with people who aren’t into your stuff.




  • Manuel T.
    Posted at 00:33h, 16 August

    My small penis and I thank you for this post.

    • tylerthebadwolf
      Posted at 10:30h, 16 August

      Haha. You’re both welcome. 😀

  • Richard
    Posted at 07:18h, 16 August

    As a lover of all penises: It’s not how big it is, it’s what you do with it.

    • tylerthebadwolf
      Posted at 10:31h, 16 August

      I completely agree. The fixation on giant sloppy dongs is very perplexing. I will have to think more about what my attraction to them is in the abstract. I know that in practice I’m not that into them. But during tumblr stroke time, they sure do creep in.

    • James
      Posted at 10:33h, 21 August

      Like that saying about the motion of the ocean

  • elric666
    Posted at 01:12h, 19 August

    One must use what they have, and I’d rather be the grower (not a show-er) that I am, rather than have to lug around something that could only be described as “please don’t point that thing at my home planet”.

  • James
    Posted at 10:34h, 21 August

    I mostly like big dicks

    • tylerthebadwolf
      Posted at 10:48h, 21 August

      And that’s your prerogative. My point was that it’s interesting to think about WHY we like huge dongs. There’s no evolutionary drive behind that for men who like men. So where does it come from? Is it all learned?

  • Andrew W
    Posted at 21:58h, 17 November

    Personally I prefer a guy with an average or smaller than average penis. Big ones are way too much effort. Fyi a great read.

    • tylerthebadwolf
      Posted at 14:04h, 18 November

      Hey, thanks! And thank you for commenting?. My philosophy is that small dicks don’t work any differently than big, huge, sloppy ones. Everyone’s free to like what they like, and should be proud of what you have. My tumblr is chock-full of sexy fuckkin guys with <5". So love what you got and everyone else will too.


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