It’s cold outside. Kiss me till I don’t care.

We missed the chance to get a fall playlist in here, and that’s on me. Cause I’m the only one who posts stuff here. So. Sorry, everyone. There’s always next year!

I know Winter doesn’t officially begin until December 21st, but it’s my very favorite season and so you’ll forgive my enthusiasm for coming up with some Winter music early. It’s been pretty cold outside, but my bed is right next to the radiator so it’s almost never cold in there. Most especially when I have somebody in there with me to keep me toasty. For my money, there’s nothing quite as amazing as making out for hours and hours with someone who’s really good at kissing. The kind of making out where, when you take a break to piss or order food, you realize your underwear is completely wet and sticky because you’ve been just pouring precum into them most of the afternoon and evening.

That’s the business right there.

It’s important for serious makeout seshes that you’ve got some good background noise that adds to the vibe without distracting with unnecessary beats or lyrics. I feel like I’ve compiled a pretty good 90+ minutes of distraction-free music to smash your lips onto somebody else’s lips by.

If you don’t have somebody for a hc makeout sesh, I can tell you from experience that these are also great penisbate songs. Cause all the same rules about distraction and lyrics apply for that shit, too. So if you’re flying solo, grease it up, get on Bateworld, and leave this playing in another tab.

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That last track is just there for good measure. For when shit gets serious and you’re having some bro moments with your makeout partner that make you start thinking about where you’re headed next. Those are good moments.

-t

Midnight – Beaumont 3:44
Birth – El Ten Eleven 4:14
Balearic Party Music – Bar La Luna a Ibiza 4:20
Million Young – MienMillionYoung 3:03
Time (feat. Ahy’O) (Sunrise Mix) – Buddha Sounds 4:15
Telema – To Rococo Rot 3:21
Someone, Somewhere – Redlounge Orchestra 4:40
Night Sky – Rameses B 6:40
Atlantica – Buddha Bar Ocean5:50
Airplaneshadows – Kiln5:18
Passing Dolphins (Cool Sax Mix) – Jazz Connection4:35
Threnody – Goldmund