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The Summertime Magic of Naked Dads on Boats

Put a dad on a boat, his clothes are coming off. It’s just science.



My love for grown up gentlemen has been long established, and it’s still impossible for me to watch this underwear commercial without riling up a raging semi. I just can’t deny the sexual allure of adult men who are confidently over their youthful vanity and BS..

Not to say that older dudes aren’t vain or don’t care how they look, but there’s something special that happens in the 40s and 50s that moves all of the silly, petty nonsense of the 20s and 30s to the backseat. It’s what allows those guys you see on tumblr with their legs spread wide open, to smile happily while someone photographs them in all their aging, imperfect glory.

I can’t wait to get there.

But until I do, I’ll have to settle for obsessing over photos like those under my #Dads On Boats hash. I started this tag a way back, and it’s been incredible to see how many photos I’ve managed to amass of dads naked on boats. I figured now, at the very end of Summer (I know Summer ended on the 22nd – but it was like 90 degrees TWICE this week. So…) was the perfect time to share my collection. So, please to enjoy,




Even more #DadsOnBoats on tumblr.



I don’t know what it is about being outside and in the sun that zooms these guys’ confidence up so high, but I’m so grateful for it. This is exactly what I love; men being unashamed and thrilled to be exposed, aroused, and seen for what they are. I’m hard right now just thinking about it. To every grown up guy out there who isn’t afraid to show off his penis and furry ass, I salute you. All summer long.  You’re sexy and you know it.




  • K L
    Posted at 17:51h, 29 September

    Every age has its pluses. Some like a good Beaujolais others, something that has nicely aged. In the end, “to each his own” said the cowmaid as she kissed her cow, right.

  • Tyler Dårlig Ulv (@tylerthebadwolf)
    Posted at 22:54h, 29 September

    Just in case you missed it earlier, plz to revel in the naked majesty of Nautical #DadBod ⚓️:

This blog has a TON of super adulty stuff in it. You gotta be 18+ and into that (or at least be working on an incognito tab, bro).
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