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Monday Masturbators: Tina Belcher is Watching You Jack It

Sometimes things are so perfect, it’s like someone is Truman Show-ing them specifically for me.


Tina Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Butts, Jimmy JrJust a shorty today for Monday Masturbators because it’s been a very long day, and I still need to pack and wash my hair before I leave for New Orleans in the morning. But I couldn’t go another minute without sharing this incredible clip of (yeah – I don’t know his name. You know how this works) this dude fucking going to TOWN on hisself, under the only thing better than a creepy painting of white Jesus gazing down upon your sins: the all-forgiving, all-hormonal, all-butts woman herself, Tina Belcher.


In all seriousness, this video is incredibly hot. This dude is beyond gorgeous, and watching his big brown nuts bounce around while he moans and penises himself (real good, I might add) had me boned from :01 forward. I’m actually STILL hard, now that I look down. Usually I watch these clips, jack off, cum, and then proceed to write about how hot everything was in retrospect. I’m excited to still be in this moment with this guy and I think I’ll probably return to this clip with some regularity.

The noises he makes, and the unselfconscious way he strokes and cries and tries to control where he’s busting, but still just shoots everywhere… that’s it. That’s what it’s all about. When you masturbate, that’s how it should be like. Whether you have this dude’s anal abilities or not, spread those legs all the way open. Penis that penis. Make a bunch of effeminate and unscheduled noises. It’s ALL. GOLD. You are beautiful. Just like this dude is beautiful.




When he smiled at the end, I wanted to pay his rent. I may be in love.




Source: DCNips4UrLips

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Usual rules apply; if you know who this is, I want you to tell me! So I can get him something off his wishlist or something. He’s a hero.


  • Anthony Carter
    Posted at 22:06h, 08 August

    Yeah that one got me boned up. I love seeing a guys tight hole while he plays with his tool. Makes my own tool drool!

  • David Smith
    Posted at 18:48h, 15 August

    I can tell you who he is: dapt01@hotmail.com Email me to find out who he is.

  • @SimonSantanaxxx
    Posted at 15:54h, 16 August

    😂😂😂😂😂I’m DEAD. This guy is so funny. And thank you for your kind words. https://t.co/MTNZoXPLXh

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