The Summertime Magic of Naked Dads on Boats

Put a dad on a boat, his clothes are coming off. It’s just science.

2020 Update:

Obviously, since Tumblr bit the big one at the end of 2017, much of badwolf.blog’s functionality has had to change. I linked and embedded hundreds of videos and images, with the mindful intention that readers could find the sources of this media if they wanted to know more, and the creators could have the ability to completely remove it from their end, should they ever decide to do so.

I am a big believer in consent when it comes to naked or sexualized images, and am not interested in posting things without proper attribution and credit, just because I think they’re “hot.” That is theft. Because I can no longer embed Tumblr media in the same way, this page is now a static gallery of the original Tumblr images, hosted by badwolf.blog, and these images do not link through to sources. If your image (either as the model or the photographer) appears here – or anywhere on this site – and you would like it credited or removed, you have only to ask, and you will only be met with agreement and gratitude from me, in either case.

My love for grown up gentlemen has been long established, and it’s still impossible for me to watch this underwear commercial without riling up a raging semi. I just can’t deny the sexual allure of adult men who are confidently over their youthful vanity and BS..

Not to say that older dudes aren’t vain or don’t care how they look, but there’s something special that happens in the 40s and 50s that moves all of the silly, petty nonsense of the 20s and 30s to the backseat. It’s what allows those guys you see on tumblr with their legs spread wide open, to smile happily while someone photographs them in all their aging, imperfect glory.

I can’t wait to get there.

But until I do, I’ll have to settle for obsessing over photos like those under my Dads On Boats hashtag [2020: Tumblr has since removed this hashtag]. I started this tag a way back, and it’s been incredible to see how many photos I’ve managed to amass of dads naked on boats. I figured now, at the very end of Summer (I know Summer ended on the 22nd – but it was like 90 degrees TWICE this week. So…) was the perfect time to share my collection. So, please to enjoy,

Dads on Boats

I don’t know what it is about being outside and in the sun that zooms these guys’ confidence up so high, but I’m so grateful for it. This is exactly what I love; men being unashamed and thrilled to be exposed, aroused, and seen for what they are. I’m hard right now just thinking about it. To every grown up guy out there who isn’t afraid to show off his penis and furry ass, I salute you. All summer long.  You’re sexy and you know it.

-t

Additional 2020 Update:

The header image for this post features the muscled, furry butt of Sean Gallard. Gallard was a Playgirl (among other pubs) model, and possess a truly beautiful set of genitals.

A+, Sean. A+ Penis.

As an aside, THAT is how you do that pube shave to add length technique. Make a note. That looks natural and gorgeous.

This post was originally published on September 29, 2017