So special and rare, it’s not even in the google spell check dictionary. Welcome to another Monday! To soften the blow (wordplay!), I figured we’d talk about the ultimate Monday Masturbators: the gentlemen of this world who can suck their own dick, and film it for us to share. Wikipedia says that this ability […]
My All Time Favorite Handjob
Not all reacharounds are created equal. This video popped into my Xtube habits many years ago, and then, as such magical and beautiful things are wont to do, it just disappeared one day. I remember still the very first time I ever watched it, realizing immediately what a fucking gem of a thing this […]
Slow Motion Sperm Showers
It figures that this guy is ridiculously hot and only made this ONE thing ever. Just a quick update today, since I’ve got a full day before I head down to Washington tomorrow. Since it’s a Monday, why not feature another Monday Masturbator? This is the best 1:06 you’ll spend all day, and I’m […]
Masturbate With Your Friends: Corbin Fisher Edition
Because it’s Monday and I like when people do this stuff. It has been a little quiet around here the last week, eh? That’s on me. Sorry. I’m easily distracted by Easter candy, and I’ve had quite my fill of it this weekend. So let’s get on with the strokin, now that all the […]
The #21LoadChallenge Finale
We did it, everybody! **WARNING: THIS PAGE MAY LOAD SLOWLY CAUSE THERE IS A TON OF PENIS STUFF ON HERE** The #21LoadChallenge is complete! It actually finished last week while I was away in Palm Springs, but there were some issues with scheduling tumblr posts and blah blah blah. At the halfway point checkin, […]
Dry Orgasms (Parts 1+2) | Via the BatorBlog
I can’t do it *yet* but I’m gonna figure it out! I finally logged back into Bateworld this week after a months-long absence (caused only by my fear of my ) and was pleased to discover lots of good, new, useful information on the Bator Blog! What I’m reposting here can be found there […]