Golden wisdom from the archives of EroticEngineering.com It’s Monday once again. And instead of focusing on a particular jack off artist like we’ve done in the past, I thought today might be a day for general Penis reflection instead. If you’re a regular guest here, you know we talk about a LOT of dong […]
The Joy of the Assist
It’s the second best thing you can do with your own paws and a penis. It’s MONNNDAAAYYYYY again! I’m in Boston, MA this week, visiting friends and making new ones. And trying not to get arrested for parading around in front of the giant, street-facing floor-to-ceiling windows in my hotel room. But you know, […]
The Intensity of Buddybate
It’s almost its own animal, this style of shared masturbation. For the last two weeks, the top post on my tumblr (for those who don’t use it: tumblr provides light analytics info about which of your posts was liked and shared the most, and which of your followers is most active with your particular […]
Gold ⭐ Star Masturbator: Proudbator
This is gonna end up being more of a love letter to Proudbator than an interview, but we’ll go ahead and tag it as one anyway. I’ve been staring at this dude‘s dong for so long now that I actually don’t remember where I first came across it. It’s likely that tumblr was the culprit, as […]
2 Awesome Penisbate Vids
Totally great for totally different reasons. We talked a little bit in this post about the differences between watching somebody who is clearly a masturbator and somebody who is aggressively jacking off in a race to the finish line. Watching bator bros settle into some solid penisbate is so gratifying and so much more erotic […]
The Difference Between “Jerking Off” and “Masturbating”
It’s Monday again! Let’s talk about Masturbating. As if we really ever talked about anything else on this site, right? Silly. But I’ve been having a good time with the Monday Masturbators series. While we don’t do a lot of scheduled content here (Tuesdays aren’t the days I post testicles or anything. Although #testicletuesday is […]