It’s just lads ‘avin a wank, innit. Loyal readers (and indeed anyone who’s ever given me even the slightest chance to bring it up in conversation) will know that I’m a big, big supporter of the New York Jacks. I attend as often as I’m able and I have yet to have a poor […]
Don’t Let Your Kids Learn About Jackin It From Someone Like Me!
Especially when there are great books like this out there. As I’ve admitted before, sometimes I just type stuff like “dicks” or “penisbate” into search bars on Groupon or Amazon just to see what comes up when I do it. Most times it’s nothing of note. But sometimes, I find discount masturbation toys that […]
Self Inflicted Punishment: Liveblogging Netflix’s “Escorts”
Subtitled: “Ugh/Oh No!” I don’t do a ton of liveblog stuff here because it’s kind of a copout, as far as writing goes. It’s a collection of my in-the-moment reactions to things, and not a thoughtful meditation on a film or show (or whatever) as a whole. But Netflix has been pitching Escorts to […]
Review: The P-Spot Buzz 3.8 by Fort Troff
I’m not ashamed of how small something has to be to fit into my butt. Shut up. I’m sure I don’t need to start this by saying all kinds of glowing BS about Fort Troff, right? I mean I already did it about these underwears, and this skin lightener, and it’s all the same […]
Book Report: “Penis Power” by Dr. Dudley Danoff
Dr. Danoff gets so many points just for sticking with that title. I want to start this out by saying that I don’t know anyone who shouldn’t read this book or who wouldn’t benefit from seeing and learning some of the information that Dr. Danoff has to offer here. Danoff is clearly at the […]
Review: Doable Guys – Volume One
Luscious candy-colored visions of lust, reflecting a wide breadth of masculine do-ability. I honestly am not sure how I came upon the Doable Guys series launch the first time, but am sure it had to do with the amount of anime and Furry tumblrs I follow and my insatiable hunger for hypersexual depictions of […]