I can’t do it *yet* but I’m gonna figure it out! I finally logged back into Bateworld this week after a months-long absence (caused only by my fear of my ) and was pleased to discover lots of good, new, useful information on the Bator Blog! What I’m reposting here can be found there […]
Chicago’s Afraid of Good Lube
And the beautiful men who work so hard to churn it out. I got a text a couple days ago while I was still having all sorts of naked fun in Palm Springs, from the guy who runs Boy Butter, asking if I’d seen that their commercial (commercials which have previously aired nationwide during […]
We Need to Talk: About Your Butthole (Part 1)
This is going to sound like a joke, but picture me making my MOST serious face while typing all of this. I’m inclined to start this with an apology. There are some things that, while not technically ‘off limits,’ are just not great conversation topics. And what one does in the WC is not a […]
The #21LoadChallenge Halfway Point Check In
It’s weird how much sperm this is when you’re keeping score! I’m totally floored over how many of you have emailed, tweeted, DM’d, or messaged me on Tumblr to tell me that you were participating in the #21LoadChallenge with me this month! I’m so amazed that everyone was so very on board with this, […]
The #21LoadChallenge For Prostate Health
Because September (Prostate Health Month) is too far away. Let’s get healthy RIGHT FUKKN NOW. Scientists and doctors (and other, assorted smart people who study and know about such things) have long said that one of the best ways to help keep prostate cancer at bay, was regular and thorough exercise of said prostate […]
Everything You Know Is Wrong: Anal Sex Edition
Up is down, black is white, and short is long. When I was ten years old or so, I got a copy of Weird Al Yankovic’s Bad Hair Day (for my birthday, I think). Being ten years old, I played it constantly, until I had learned nearly every word to every song. My parents completely […]