Up is down, black is white, and short is long. When I was ten years old or so, I got a copy of Weird Al Yankovic’s Bad Hair Day (for my birthday, I think). Being ten years old, I played it constantly, until I had learned nearly every word to every song. My parents completely […]
Why Don’t Humans Have a Penis Bone? via The Guardian
Spoiler alert: monogamy ruins everything. This article out of the Guardian is actually from December, but only triggered my google alerts about all things peenor this past week. Who knows why I had to wait for such relevant information, but I’m glad to have it now. Though it’s already started to make me wish […]
New HIV Infections of Men in England Have Dropped by a Third / via TOWLEROAD
New infections are down, despite NHS’ refusal to provide or endorse Truvada/PrEP. I keep running up against things that convince me, little by little, that I might belong in London. I can already tell that my month-long adventure there (that starts in like five days!) is going to be verrry informative. This morning, news […]
True Life: I’m Finally One Of Those #Truvada Whores I Keep Hearing So Much About
There should be an ‘it gets better‘ video for your first month of side effects. Just about every single person I know (save for a few notable exceptions) who is around my age, and has a similar volume (quantity? amount? Sum?) of sex to what I do, is or has been on PrEP for what […]
We Need To Talk: About Ejaculating
Are there scarier words in the English language than “we need to talk?” Welcome to 2017, everybody! We’ve all got fresh clean slates with which to start the year off, and we’re keeping up with resolutions, if that’s our thing. I want to take this opportunity to discuss some things that we maybe wouldn’t […]
I Had My Butt Hypnotized
And all I got was this lousy ability to put stuff in my butt a little. Well, I figure it’s about time I say something about my butt hypnosis cause I’ve talked to a lot of you about it and people keep asking when I’m gonna write about what happened and whether or not […]