5 for the Weekend: A cowboy shoots (handsfree) and has the funnest nut you’ll see all day, Deadpool’s dick is as big and amazing as you (and he) imagine, rando bro poppers up, pisses himself, and jacks off on his patio, and a Thai man had to have his cockring SAWED OFF this week. […]
Clickbate: Joe is the BIGGEST Jonas
5 for the Weekend: Joe Jonas compares penis size with the rest of the brothers Joni, morning coffee and masturbation rituals, Bottoming 101, and what happens when 4 random dudes get boned up in a public bathroom. Holy moly how is it Friday already!? This week has been ridiculous and I feel like precious little […]
Clickbate: Very Vulgar And Obscene
5 for the Weekend: Texas is not into penises, real or otherwise, Simon Cowell exposes himself on tv, and a dad with the biggest nuts I’ve ever seen shaves them smooth for your entertainment. Whenever I put together that subheadline about what’s actually in these posts, it always sounds like I’m queueing up the teleprompter […]
Clickbate: 5 For The Weekend
Justin Theroux feels embarrassed by his bulge, Google thinks your kids should learn about penises, a short story about being in love with a penis told through GIFs, and more. We made it a whole week without any major upsets or problems! And with my only having to pay extra money to my web host […]
Clickbate: 5 For The Weekend
Cosmo interviews a “real” male escort, there’s a show where hot guys are just straight up fucking and I want to watch it, a cake that ejaculates, and one of my favorite Tumblr masturbators. So I know you wouldn’t know it to look around here lately, but I have been very busy with this blog […]
20 Reasons You Can’t Believe What You Read in an Internet Profile
Times change, but the gay dating profile pretty much doesn’t. I want to start by disclaiming the fact that I have no earthly idea where this page came from, and an hour+ of googling didn’t help me with anything. So you’re going to have to enjoy it sans-context. I’m all ears if you know its […]