Put a dad on a boat, his clothes are coming off. It’s just science. 2020 Update: Obviously, since Tumblr bit the big one at the end of 2017, much of badwolf.blog’s functionality has had to change. I linked and embedded hundreds of videos and images, with the mindful intention that readers could find the sources […]
Anthro Sharks are Sexy Nightmare Factories
Anthro creations are often sexy, impossible monsters, but how do you do sexy without arms, legs, or genitals? Ok. Couple of confessions, just right off the top: one, I watched The Meg this weekend. I don’t know why. I don’t recommend it. It wasn’t good, but it was fine. If you aren’t familiar, The Meg […]
Gay Porn GIFs: You Can Almost Jack Off to giphy.com!
Think of it as the mens underwear section of the Sears catalog for the millennial set. I don’t know about you, but with everything happening in the world right now, I need a big break from serious shit. If you know me, you know I don’t text, but instead prefer secure messengers like Telegram or […]
Stardew Valley is Superior to Animal Crossing for One Reason: Hardcore Gay Sex
Characters suck and fuck and masturbate for one another with gleeful, uncensored abandon. With everything going on in my life these past few months (my suspended move to Berlin, my all consuming work project followed by the demise of my all consuming work project, and my day to day struggles with staying productive and staying […]
Bator or Bater?
We talk a lot about masturbation and bate practices here, and have great cause to frequently say the word “bator” and “bate,” and I am cautious to use the correct spellings of each word, as they are clearly and logically derived from larger terms.
Monday Masturbators: Phil Williams, Penis Provocateur
Sooo long since the last Monday Masturbator post, and Phil Williams is a stellar place to start back up. It’s been tough going getting myself back into the swing of things here, but I’m doing my best. While I don’t think I’ll be back on my 4-5X per week posting cycle of yore, I’m glad […]