There are close to 1000 penises currently uploaded to Wikipedia. Oh, man. What a strange evening and morning I have had, tunneling into the depths of Wikipedia and the message boards and communities that constantly update, edit, and contribute to that site's global success. It should be no surprise to learn...
Sometimes things are so perfect, it's like someone is Truman Show-ing them specifically for me. Just a shorty today for Monday Masturbators because it's been a very long day, and I still need to pack and wash my hair before I leave for New Orleans in the morning. But I couldn't...
Furry Shit, ahoy! You've been warned. I get a few emails a year asking me some question along the lines of "why do you post so much Furry shit?" I just got one this week complaining that my attention to Furry art and the folks who spend their time creating it...
Tips from the pros of yesteryear to help you achieve a very natural aesthetic in your dong pics. It's Friday! And I don't have the energy to come up with a whole essay about how this thing is problematic or how that thing should be emphasized more. So let's look at...
When "soltar a franga" becomes an elaborate marketing strategy. Hey look! We're back! Bit of an extended break there while I traveled the Americas and moved to Toronto. But I'm glad to be back in front of this screen and I've got a folder chock full of wangs and cum and...
A lost jockstrap leads to newfound pleasures under the coach's desk. It's been months since we did a story time post! Last time I shared a story about high school muscle worship and the fraternity that such masculine tenderness breeds. Offsetting it with illustrations by Matt turned out to be a...
Even the guy who fixes your toilet has massive pecs of granite and a Julia Roberts Smile in Josman's world. I've been avoiding this entry in the Josman canon because I thought I had already published it. But, as it turns out, the story I published was actually a different story...