A trusty standby when I’m ready to jack and don’t wanna search for that perfect new vid. I’ve been updating the back catalog posts of Stuff That I’m Into which weren’t properly carried over from a past iteration of this blog. As I post those, even though they’re backdated, WordPress is kicking […]
Penis Facts: 5 Things You Didn’t Know From the British Museum
Fascinating (however cringe-worthy) penis facts brought to you by super smart sounding English people. Last November, the British Museum created a handful of YouTube “pilots” for people to vote on, and then promised to create a new series based on user interest. The best of the bunch (by a wide margin) was this […]
A Sunday Morning Ode to Ballback
Ballback is exactly what it sounds like. I’ve never been one to really enjoy butthole pics. I remember when that first started to be something that I encountered, usually on grindr and usually totally unsolicited. Guys would send me photos of their buttholes, out of focus and overexposed by their phone’s flash, […]
French Journalist Victor Noir’s Bulge Is Magic
Fun fact: it’s not just Victor Noir’s bulge that’s magic (a lot of them are!) If you happen to be in Paris this summer, and are not having enough sex, or are trying to get married, have a baby, or solve any number of other fertility/sex problems, may I suggest rubbing the crotchal-area […]
Trump’s Penis Removed From Park: 5 For the Weekend
A naked statue of Donald Trump’s penis in New York, Gawker is O-V-A-H, you can cum from tweaking your nipples, with bonus boner dancing. We did it everybody. We made it to Friday! I’m halfway through my hair prison sentence, and I can officially shower and go back outside by like Saturday Night/Sunday […]
Barny The Frat Boy: The Swim Team
Just in time for the Olympics! Well, I mean, I found it, just in time for the Olympics! This particular comic by legendary illustrator and writer Valentine, is actually from the June, 2005 issue of Handjobs Magazine – the magazine that defined a large part of my youthful understanding of sexuality and gave […]