A quick meditation on finding your penis beautiful. I’m on the road again this week, so just a short post today, based on a tumblr post that’s been haunting me for a week. The account Temple of Sacred Phallus got deactivated (by choice or by the tumblr morality police, we’ll never know), but their […]
Solo Outdoor Watersports: Intimate, Erotic, and Astonishingly Beautiful
“Oh, Germany!” (Part Zwei) One of the things about writing this blog and sharing all of this stuff with you, is that I know people will find their way to the stuff that they like. Today’s post is an example of something that might not be for everyone. The guys who just snuck in […]
Monday Masturbators: The Floppiest Foreskin of All
“Oh, Germany!” everyone sighed together. We are well into March now, and I haven’t gotten anything together to share with you! Terrible. Let’s correct that, shall we? It’s Monday, and you know what we do around here for Mondays. Today’s Masturbator du Jour comes courtesy of a bookmark I made sometime last year and […]
Happy Valentine’s Gay From the Heroes at Doable Guys
Forgot to get classroom Valentines for tomorrow? Print and pass mini-arts from Doable Guys! Kids love ’em! When I was a kid, Valentine’s Day was a contest at school. Not to see who got the most, or who got what mushy stuff from their crush. But to see who would come in that day […]
Monday Masturbators: Literal Edition – The Doc Johnson MOOD Exciter Review
Looks like a dog toy, makes you bust like a high schooler. Full Disclosure: I did not receive any compensation or free stuff in exchange for this review. I just really like this thing and thought you should know about it, in case you also like buying stuff into which you can put your […]
SNL’s Pete Davidson Can Masturbate With His Left Hand
And he’s (rightfully) super proud of it. I don’t usually talk about celebrities here, because it brings in a lot of weird, off topic traffic that is always saying things like “omg why is this whole blog about jackin it?” And for those of us who are already here, we know why it is. […]