Sunday morning is the perfect time for Dads bulging in underwear. I don’t have TV at home (not proper TV anyway – just Hulu/Netflix) so I rarely have a chance to see commercials, except when I’m traveling. As I’m sure you’re tired of hearing about now, I just got back from Chicago late last night […]
The Primal, Animalistic Magic of Autofellatio
So special and rare, it’s not even in the google spell check dictionary. Welcome to another Monday! To soften the blow (wordplay!), I figured we’d talk about the ultimate Monday Masturbators: the gentlemen of this world who can suck their own dick, and film it for us to share. Wikipedia says that this ability […]
The Confusing, Naked, and Giant World of Titan Attack
“Imagine the people drowned in these potential loads,” I thought to myself… “The humanity,” I have to present these without comment because – frankly – I don’t even know what I can say. They’re shockingly well photoshopped, and the city skylines/backgrounds have been thoughtfully selected to match the orientation and POV of the model […]
#Lionbate Megapost: These Lions Can’t Stop Masturbating!
And who would ever want them to! I’ve been pretty open about my selective fascinations with furry shit here in the past. I’m not the sort of guy who’s got a secret fursuit stashed away in the closet, but I will admit to finding some anthropomorphic dogs, bulls, and even sharks kinda hot in […]
My All Time Favorite Handjob
Not all reacharounds are created equal. This video popped into my Xtube habits many years ago, and then, as such magical and beautiful things are wont to do, it just disappeared one day. I remember still the very first time I ever watched it, realizing immediately what a fucking gem of a thing this […]
Slow Motion Sperm Showers
It figures that this guy is ridiculously hot and only made this ONE thing ever. Just a quick update today, since I’ve got a full day before I head down to Washington tomorrow. Since it’s a Monday, why not feature another Monday Masturbator? This is the best 1:06 you’ll spend all day, and I’m […]