When will this trash-hole franchise just die already? I lost my virginity at the age of fourteen. The next day, I was already more sexually mature and open-minded than I imagine most of the perceived audience for the deplorable 50 Shades novels and films must be. If you’re unfamiliar with this “cultural phenomenon” (gag), I […]
Top 12 Things That are Weirdly Different in London
Please Read All Further Blog Posts With A Posh Accent, as I’ve made it to London and I think this is home. Hard to believe we took a whole week off from writing about dicks and stroking and porn and stuff here. But getting to the UK ended up being more complicated than I expected […]
General Housekeeping and Updates! (+ Bonus Testicle GIFs)
Cause sometimes you gotta clean house. Just a quick post today to cover some general housekeeping and maintenance stuff. I’ll be sure and include some bouncing balls at the end as a reward for your patience through the boring stuff. Let’s go! [vc_separator type=’small’ position=’center’ color=’#757575′ thickness=” up=” down=”] + If you’re subscribed through WordPress […]
2016 Wrap-Up: The BEST Posts of the Year
Cause it’s my blog and what I say is more important than what the pageviews say. Yesterday we got in our obligatory Ten Most Viewed Posts post for 2016. I tallied up all the numbers and pageviews and things and came up with the most viewed/shared/commented posts over the last year and popped them […]
2016 Wrap-Up: The Most Popular Posts of The Year
It’s about to be a whole new year of penising and fucking! And I say good riddance, 2016. As I’m certain most of us do. As you’re probably aware, if you have a blog around this time of the year you’re duty-bound to compile some ‘best of’ lists to celebrate the year we’ve all just […]
Video: Make Yourself Gay Through Hypnosis
Yeah. I don’t think it’s real either. But I lol’d. I don’t even know what I can say about this one. I’m not even totally sure how I came upon this video in the first place. But I’ve watched it several times, and I’m not sure if it’s working. Although I do like the […]