Why? Who cares! You’ve probably got your reasons! I would like to start by disclaiming how secretly actually excited I was when my buddy sent me this blog post about these boxer briefs designed to make your front stuff look like a snarling wolf. I was all set to buy them, until I looked […]
Economic Times Prints List of Celebs “Caught” With Sex Workers
The Economic Times: the garbage dump you end up in after clicking any of those “you won’t believe how X” banners after real news stories. Oh, Economic Times. What even are you. Aside from the newsmagazine version of those little bins next to public toilets designed to collect used sanitary napkins. In fact, I […]
We Did It, Everybody!
After more than a week, my stupid blog is back! Oh, it’s so nice to be back in here! I was so worried it would all be gone forever! The short version goes like this: I had a terrible hosting company for a long time, I had planned to migrate to a better company, […]
Penis Size: You Gotta Work With What You Have
I know… I know. Easy to say, tough to hear. One of the things about having a job where your appearance plays an exceptionally large role, is trying to figure out where your real limitations are (this is probably as tall as I’ll ever be, and my nuts aren’t getting any larger, no matter how […]