I’m feeling a lot of types of ways about this whole situation, and most of them aren’t very good. I would love to say publicly that my sex enthusiastic attitude and encouragement comes completely naturally to me, but the truth of the matter is that it doesn’t. Naturally, I have a tendency to be […]
To ring in the New Year the most honest way I know how. If you know me in real life or we’ve met or spent any real amount of time together, I’ve probably definitely talked about masturbation and penises at some point. In fact, even if you don’t know me and just read this blog […]
It’s really none of your business what Bulgey McSoccerpants wants to do with his dick. One of the weirdest things about the modest bit of internet notoriety that I have (and these new Jetpack stats have showed me just how modest), has been the weird and constant questioning of whether or not I’m actually […]
I’m pretty selective about what I talk about on here, which is why I don’t have new posts every day about every silly little thing that happens to me and how it’s affecting my existence. But some days, like the day that I’m writing this, are just not great days. I have something called ‘generalized […]
A thing that people might be surprised to learn is that my mom is a professional photographer. She’s worked for major newspapers and shot everything from democratic/republican conventions, to Broadway shows, to riots, and hurricanes. But she was never able to get me to take what she called a “normal photo.” She was super patient […]
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