Got something to say that just isn’t a great fit for the comments section of a particular post? Let me hear about it! I can’t always respond to messages (I get a lot of them!), but I do my best to make time to reply to kind words or suggestions. The form below is perfect for contacting me with those! And the best place to request secure (encrypted) communication options if those are required.
From time to time, I offer advice to folks writing in anonymously with questions about sex, sex toys and penis accessories, and just about being a pervert in general. These are the aptly titled Uncomfortable Asks, and I encourage you to submit your own, if you have personal wonderings about jacking off, stuff your dick does, or whether it’s ok to lust after anthropomorphized sharks (hint: it totally is). Just select Uncomfortable Asks in the form below and leave your name/email as anon as you like. If I answer your question, I promise I’ll never use your info in the actual post and will remove any identifying information completely. I value confidentiality and strive to protect internet privacy.