Pornstar Bravo Delta as Adam Levine, jacking off on the subway, Levi Karter is adorable, and how sexting might send you to jail. How’s THAT for some clickbait headlining? It’s Friday again! I started pulling this together last night with the hope of having it posted by the time I got up this morning, but […]
Godzilla’s Giant Lizard Penis: 5 For The Weekend
The existence of Godzilla’s Penis comes into question, a trucker jacks off in the cab of his big rig (and it’s GREAT), GIFs tell the story better than words sometimes, and Spider-Man gets splooshy in that skin-tight suit. Oof! Another week down. TGIF, boys. I made a joke about that on instagram the other […]
Trump’s Penis Removed From Park: 5 For the Weekend
A naked statue of Donald Trump’s penis in New York, Gawker is O-V-A-H, you can cum from tweaking your nipples, with bonus boner dancing. We did it everybody. We made it to Friday! I’m halfway through my hair prison sentence, and I can officially shower and go back outside by like Saturday Night/Sunday […]
Orlando Bloom’s Got ALL the Foreskin: 5 for the Weekend
Legolas got naked, some neighbors saw some surprise dick, a barely-18 kid smokes and jacks, and Cockrings are great. Boy oh boy. That was a real quick fuckin week that just flew by! I only got two posts or some stupid thing in between this and the last 5. Man! But I picked […]
Channing Tatum is a Merman: 5 For the Weekend
Channing Tatum is a Merman, Nick Denton is bankrupt, and a guy jacks off with a cigarette in his dick. We got a pretty good response to this last week, so I’m queueing this up before I leave for murder cabin times so you don’t miss out on any of the important stuff […]
Huge Nuts: 5 For The Weekend
Huge Nuts, Gays at the RNC, and Naked Bob Belcher. TGIF everybody! Some days there isn’t anything special to talk about, specifically, but I still have tabs open that I wanna share with you. So we’re starting up a new feature called 5 for the Weekend so I can share that stuff with […]