And the beautiful men who work so hard to churn it out. I got a text a couple days ago while I was still having all sorts of naked fun in Palm Springs, from the guy who runs Boy Butter, asking if I’d seen that their commercial (commercials which have previously aired nationwide during […]
We Need to Talk: About Your Butthole (Part 1)
This is going to sound like a joke, but picture me making my MOST serious face while typing all of this. I’m inclined to start this with an apology. There are some things that, while not technically ‘off limits,’ are just not great conversation topics. And what one does in the WC is not a […]
Uncomfortable Asks: Client Friends and ‘Don’t Wanna’ Bottoms
How to rethink the grey areas with clients and stuff to do that isn’t buttsex. We had so much fun with the last Uncomfortable Asks that I almost couldn’t wait to do it again! If you missed the last entry, someone called me “incredibly dumb,” someone else got mad on twitter, and a third […]
The #21LoadChallenge For Prostate Health
Because September (Prostate Health Month) is too far away. Let’s get healthy RIGHT FUKKN NOW. Scientists and doctors (and other, assorted smart people who study and know about such things) have long said that one of the best ways to help keep prostate cancer at bay, was regular and thorough exercise of said prostate […]
Everything You Know Is Wrong: Anal Sex Edition
Up is down, black is white, and short is long. When I was ten years old or so, I got a copy of Weird Al Yankovic’s Bad Hair Day (for my birthday, I think). Being ten years old, I played it constantly, until I had learned nearly every word to every song. My parents completely […]
Uncomfortable Asks: Advice on Escorts and Bad Blowjays
Because I’ve probably seen more dicks than most people, and I know some things, too! I’ve always been hesitant to offer any sort of practical advice column here, even though I get more than a few emails and tumblr submissions asking my opinion on a particular situation or problem. It’s not that I don’t […]