Sometimes, there are no words. As part of my quest to be a better bottom (i.e., bottom at all) I’ve been watching videos of things to see HOW guys are doing it. I think that’s how I came across this horrifying Brazilian clip (delicately titled “Beer in Ass”) featuring a man (successfully) shoving an […]
Review: The P-Spot Buzz 3.8 by Fort Troff
I’m not ashamed of how small something has to be to fit into my butt. Shut up. I’m sure I don’t need to start this by saying all kinds of glowing BS about Fort Troff, right? I mean I already did it about these underwears, and this skin lightener, and it’s all the same […]
I Had My Butt Hypnotized
And all I got was this lousy ability to put stuff in my butt a little. Well, I figure it’s about time I say something about my butt hypnosis cause I’ve talked to a lot of you about it and people keep asking when I’m gonna write about what happened and whether or not […]
Review: Fort Troff’s Butthole Skin Lightener
I’m still not ready to call my butt a “bumper.” Ok. If you’re a regular reader, you know I don’t do a ton of product reviews on here. There isn’t even a category for it (there’s a Movie Review category because at one point I thought I was gonna try to do reviews of […]