One of the best Adventures of Timmy stories outta Handjobs. We’ve had a busy week here, and I’ve been fighting off a shitty cold for days now. So I thought we might take a break from thinking about what our dongs really MEAN, and just enjoy some college bathroom blow jay action. Taken from […]
Someone Should Open A Fake Celebrity Nudes Museum
Ryan Gosling & Friends display their goods as well as the remarkable talents of an absent artist. When I got up this morning, #FakeRyanGoslingFacts was trending on twitter. While I’m not one for celebrity gossip these days, I decided I did have a few fake facts to contribute to that discussion. Searching for the […]
Tyler the Badwolf: IN•MO•TION
A GIF says 1000 words X 45 frames, so that’s 45,000 words. Each. It’s almost like I never stop talking about myself! [vc_separator type=’small’ position=’center’ color=’#757575′ thickness=” up=’25’ down=’25’] [vc_separator type=’small’ position=’center’ color=’#757575′ thickness=” up=’25’ down=’25’] [vc_separator type=’small’ position=’center’ color=’#757575′ thickness=” up=’25’ down=’25’] [vc_separator type=’small’ position=’center’ color=’#757575′ thickness=” up=’25’ down=’25’] [vc_separator type=’small’ position=’center’ color=’#757575′ thickness=” […]
Sunday Comics: Bruno’s “Bee Sting” and “Big Hungry Mouth”
Incesty, obscene, and raunchy af; Bruno clearly defines his filthy world in Handjobs Magazine. I think obscene is a great way to describe Bruno comics. Bruno’s characters exist in a very different world than those of Josman or Julius, though the fluidity of sexuality and the quest for connection via socially taboo sexual congress overlaps […]
Book Report: “The Conquest Of Zantar” by Kyle Cicero
I’m not afraid to tell you: this is a bit of a weird one. A while back I was sent an advance copy of Kyle Cicero’s newest story, the Conquest of Zantar for review and while I’m always glad to read dirty stories, I had no idea what I was really in for here. […]
Locker Room Group Jack: William Higgins’ “These Bases Are Loaded”
A spermy smash cut of all the best stroking and load sharing. I have not managed to find a lot of time to put posts together lately, so we’re ending up with some Monday Masturbator posts turning up almost back to back! Mea Culpa! I’ll try to get some more filler in there this […]