5 for the Weekend: Texas is not into penises, real or otherwise, Simon Cowell exposes himself on tv, and a dad with the biggest nuts I’ve ever seen shaves them smooth for your entertainment. Whenever I put together that subheadline about what’s actually in these posts, it always sounds like I’m queueing up the teleprompter […]
The Skipper Showed Full, Naked Ballback in 1970’s “There Was A Crooked Man”
It was glorious. Years after he would become a household name (and the target of lots of attention from confused young men for his massive, unrestrained package) as the Skipper on Gilligan’s Island, Alan Hale Jr. was featured in the 1970 Kirk Douglas/Henry Fonda western There Was a Crooked Man. Hale played Arizona sherriff […]
September Favorite Things
Raindrops on kittens, etc, etc. Let’s talk about penis stuff! It’s been a while since I did a favorite things list, so I’m gonna try to get back into the habit of this. I like what a conversation starter is for guys who read this and can be like “I forgot to tell you! I […]
Good Moooorning!
Confusing and upsetting: oddly literal bull balls. Sometimes, when stuff comes to you without any context or explanation, it’s fascinating and magical. Other times, it’s like being dropped into a David Lynch film in media res. Today’s thing is that second one. Here’s me trying to explain it to my friend last night, […]
Deviant Otter’s Heart-Shaped Balls: The 10 Best Pics
Deviant Otter may have my favorite testicles. Tumblr is a great resource for pics of amazing balls. And if you’re following me on there, you’ve certainly seen more than anyone’s share of cool testicles posted to my tumblr. There’s something really great about a great set of nuts that I can’t even explain […]
“How to Put on a Cockring” | via Gear Essentials
If you’re not a regular wearer, it can be tricky to do at first! I was amazed at the response to this post about my personal cockring collection, and surprised at how many people responded that they liked the idea but had never tried one. If you follow me on tumblr, you’ll be […]