Sooo long since the last Monday Masturbator post, and mature bator Phil Williams is a stellar place to start back up. It’s been tough going getting myself back into the swing of things here, but I’m doing my best. While I don’t think I’ll be back on my 4-5X per week posting cycle of yore, I’m […]
Party For One – The Fleshlight Turbo Review [X-Posted from the Bator Blog]
If you missed my review of the impressive Fleshlight Turbo over at the Bator Blog, please to enjoy: [This review originally appeared November 26, 2018 on thebatorblog.com] I’m not a big go-out-on-the-town-and-party-all-night kinda guy anymore. My early 30s have introduced me to the pleasures and luxuries of things like “staying in,” “having another cup […]
Monday Masturbators: Public Fun Grab Bag
Do it where you gotta do it, man. This might be one of our last posts focused on amateur made tumblr content. As has been reported by several outlets the last few weeks, they’ve begun to purge “adult” content in earnest now, due to allegations of the great, haunting specter of “child pornography.” Allegedly, […]
Monday Masturbators: “The Kids Are Probably Alright” Edition
Maybe everpresent pornography and the ability to watch your peers masturbate is creating an unforeseen type of sexual liberation. Monday! And around here, that means we’re gonna talk about some dudes jackin’ it for everybody to see. This post, as many of my posts do, started as a conversation with a friend who was […]
Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Party For One” is the Jack Off Anthem 2018 Needs
My love for the Jep is deep and profound – this song proves she loves me back (and herself). If you’re not already a Carly Rae Jepsen fan (or you think her career began and ended with Call Me Maybe), I won’t waste words and time here trying to convince you. I suspect you’ve […]
Masturbate With Your Friends: Beatles Edition
John Lennon and Paul McCartney used to jack off together. Paul McCartney this week gave an interview to GQ in which he described, in the plainest possible language, jacking off with friends and bandmates in his younger days. There is something so refreshing and so validating about having an international megastar (what’s the right […]