Skillful penis manipulation married to muscles, fur, and sperm; the perfect start to 2018. Welcome to a new year, everybody! I’m so pleased you’re here reading this. Even if it’s a Monday a hundred years from now (and reading on whatever computers are 100 years from now), instead of January 1st, 2018. It’s the […]
Newsweek Says Jacking Off Will Fix Your Sinus Issues!
It’s always the first thing I try anyway. From last week’s online edition of Newsweek magazine: “WHY MORE ORGASMS CAN RELIEVE SINUS PRESSURE, ACCORDING TO DOCTOR” Yes. Ok. You have my attention… So, what’s the verdict? Can this possibly be true, and if so, whaaaa? Turns out, it’s something that’s only been […]
Male Assturbation
Man, I don’t like that word! ? In my never ending journey to journey my way into my end, I’ve read a LOT of advice and tips and watched videos and GIFs and even subscribed to some helpful tumblrs. Alas, we’re still not far from where we started. Occasionally I can get stuff up there, […]
Cockrings: Every Day
Cockrings are a stimulating and enlightening way to celebrate your fuckin’ penis. Anybody paying even marginal attention to this blog and my general penis affections, knows of my long-standing love for cockrings. Last August, I wrote a whole post about my (then much smaller) cockring collection, and my decision to mount it on my […]
Broken Buddy Bate: Or, “How Not To Jack With Friends”
Stu and Pavel are super hot and super disconnected. Without question, my most popular tumblr post in the lifetime of that account, is a simple photograph of two dudes holding hands while they masturbate: https://tylerthebadwolf.tumblr.com/post/153431464181/if-you-ever-really-want-to-understand-me-better I don’t know who these guys are, or what the context for this image is. But somehow […]
Monday Masturbators: Show Us How It’s Done
Sometimes it’s nice just to watch somebody show off. I know I was just saying in that last post how I was going to get things back on track here, but it seems yet another week or so has slipped by without any dicks or cumming or anything posted. Even today’s post won’t be […]