Skillful penis manipulation married to muscles, fur, and sperm; the perfect start to 2018. Welcome to a new year, everybody! I’m so pleased you’re here reading this. Even if it’s a Monday a hundred years from now (and reading on whatever computers are 100 years from now), instead of January 1st, 2018. It’s the […]
The Primal, Animalistic Magic of Autofellatio
So special and rare, it’s not even in the google spell check dictionary. Welcome to another Monday! To soften the blow (wordplay!), I figured we’d talk about the ultimate Monday Masturbators: the gentlemen of this world who can suck their own dick, and film it for us to share. Wikipedia says that this ability […]
Hardcore Bear Porn
Blackey Madison is just better at this than everyone else. When I think of the sheer volume of terrible, unimaginative pornography I watched when I was at Manhunt, I weep for all that time I’ll never get back, and for all those performers whose talents were just wasted by studios recreating the same old […]