While it’s fun to watch somebody that loves their penis just fucking lay some magic on that thing, it’s even more excellent to watch somebody who takes the time to make it look as special as it really is. KummWithM3’s efforts to make fleshlight videos to share that match the beauty and joy that he is putting on display.
“Sean” By Matt (HS Muscleboy)
Awwwww fuuuuck yeah bro. Let’s talk about muscle drawings by Matt. Words really fail to express how much I love talking about and sharing the comics and muscle drawings of Matt (AKA HS Muscleboy). I find such instant and arousing joy and excitement in the simplicity of the work and the singular focus of the […]
Friday Traffic Jam Distraction: A Big Dad Penis!
I haven’t driven in years, but I sure do miss this part of it. Just a quickie today on a Friday afternoon to share this excellent video of a sexy sunglasses dad stuck in traffic with just his big dong to keep him occupied. If you’ve got a commute of your own to cope […]
An Open Letter to the Man in my Gym Locker Room:
I think you’re a terrible person. Dear Sir: I want to be forthright and tell you that I was the person who reported you to the front desk this week, for the way you behave in the mens locker room at my gym. I have seen you in that locker room every time I […]
Story Time: “Strength Coach” by Rio Mack
Muscles and testosterone and pleasure and muscles. We haven’t done a good story time post in a long while on here! And we haven’t featured a Nifty story in a really long while! I came across Rio Mack‘s Strength Coach pretty much by accident (while I was jacking according to my new ‘silent as possible’ […]
Monday Masturbators (Classics Edition): Blackey Madison
Skillful penis manipulation married to muscles, fur, and sperm; the perfect start to 2018. Welcome to a new year, everybody! I’m so pleased you’re here reading this. Even if it’s a Monday a hundred years from now (and reading on whatever computers are 100 years from now), instead of January 1st, 2018. It’s the […]
