Totally great for totally different reasons. We talked a little bit in this post about the differences between watching somebody who is clearly a masturbator and somebody who is aggressively jacking off in a race to the finish line. Watching bator bros settle into some solid penisbate is so gratifying and so much more erotic […]
Magical GIF Post
It’s tough coming up with stuff to say about penises right now. Well. That isn’t entirely true. Just the events of the last week have made it harder for me to see penises as so supremely important. And then yesterday I came across this beautiful gif on tumblr: And I realized I was being silly. […]
Reasons for Men to Wear Thongs
It’s not my list. But it’s still a good list. If you’ve been paying even marginal attention to what we talk about here or on tumblr, you’ve heard me yelling about how it’s stupid that people think thongs are for women. This preoccupation with masc drag is bumming everyone out and it’s keeping you […]
Clickbate: Vibrating Cowboy Orgasms
5 for the Weekend: A cowboy shoots (handsfree) and has the funnest nut you’ll see all day, Deadpool’s dick is as big and amazing as you (and he) imagine, rando bro poppers up, pisses himself, and jacks off on his patio, and a Thai man had to have his cockring SAWED OFF this week. […]
Joey And Chandler Were Definitely Fuckkin
And I’m rarely so sure about such things. I’ve long had a nasty habit of watching a trash show sort of ‘in the background’ when I’m doing things around the house or getting ready for bed. I know I shouldn’t go to sleep with the tv on, but it comforts me, and I set […]
Clickbate: Joe is the BIGGEST Jonas
5 for the Weekend: Joe Jonas compares penis size with the rest of the brothers Joni, morning coffee and masturbation rituals, Bottoming 101, and what happens when 4 random dudes get boned up in a public bathroom. Holy moly how is it Friday already!? This week has been ridiculous and I feel like precious little […]