Because their gear is better than what you’re wearing right now. Oh, Fort Troff. How I love thee. A miracle of modern branding and adult marketing, Fort Troff has risen to adult industry prominence in a verrry short amount of time, billing itself now as the “#1 USA Gay Toy Store,” (which sounds a little bit […]
Mind Your Business (Christiano Ronaldo is Gay?)
It’s really none of your business what Bulgey McSoccerpants wants to do with his dick. One of the weirdest things about the modest bit of internet notoriety that I have (and these new Jetpack stats have showed me just how modest), has been the weird and constant questioning of whether or not I’m actually […]