When “soltar a franga” becomes an elaborate marketing strategy. Hey look! We’re back! Bit of an extended break there while I traveled the Americas and moved to Toronto. But I’m glad to be back in front of this screen and I’ve got a folder chock full of wangs and cum and balls and love […]
The Best #ThongThursday Photos from the Thong Experts at Joe Snyder
I know Instagram was made for babies, dogs, and lunches. But we can do better; we have the technology. It’s Thursday! And if you follow me on Instagram, that often means that you’re gonna probably see a pic of my meaty butt virtually unrestrained by the tiny piece of fabric that I’ve decided is […]
icametosin: Fleshing Out The Bodies Your Porn Ignores
“It may be normal, darling; but I’d rather be natural.” It’s no real secret that “white guys with abs” are pretty much what lots of (most?) gay men envision when they think of “sexy.” What they consider “normal.” It’s why the Austin Wolfs and Ryan Roses of the world have attained the degree of […]
“How To Buy A Jockstrap” via WikiHow
Oh, WikiHow. Is there anything you don’t know how to WikiDo? If you don’t own an actual jockstrap (what? Why not?), then Wikihow – that infallible guide to the universe that previously brought us How to Wash Your Penis, amongst many other wonderful bits of advice – has some tips on how to get […]
Story Time: “Strength Coach” by Rio Mack
Muscles and testosterone and pleasure and muscles. We haven’t done a good story time post in a long while on here! And we haven’t featured a Nifty story in a really long while! I came across Rio Mack‘s Strength Coach pretty much by accident (while I was jacking according to my new ‘silent as possible’ […]
Top 5 Instagram Posts of 2017
I know it’s a cheat post, but I miss you guys. Can you believe we made it through all of December without any commentary on guys not connecting during Penis Time, or why Assturbation is just as important as the front stuff? I can. But that’s because I live here. And I’ve been going […]