There’s a reason they called him *Magnum* P.I. It seemed like things were getting a little animation-heavy around these parts, so I figured it might be time to introduce something new. There are (were) some guys who lived their lives as though this post were written even before their time. With the tightest of pants, […]
10 Luscious, Beautiful, Cartoon Male Butts
Because men are totally beautiful and aren’t always presented that way. [Updated 01.06.22] I’m a leg man. Always have been, likely always will be. I love penises and beards and nipples and all the other stuff, too. But if you’re a dude with big thick quads, or a massive, muscular butt, the first thing I’m […]
Story Time: “Family Reunion” (via Handjobs Magazine)
Quick, country, and cum-soaked. Some days, you just don’t have time for the long, luxurious reads of the Nifty Archive and you need something more direct, and to the point. But you also don’t want to sacrifice any of the filthy story that gets your penis inflated in the first place! What’s a boy […]
Chicago’s Afraid of Good Lube
And the beautiful men who work so hard to churn it out. I got a text a couple days ago while I was still having all sorts of naked fun in Palm Springs, from the guy who runs Boy Butter, asking if I’d seen that their commercial (commercials which have previously aired nationwide during […]
The #21LoadChallenge Halfway Point Check In
It’s weird how much sperm this is when you’re keeping score! I’m totally floored over how many of you have emailed, tweeted, DM’d, or messaged me on Tumblr to tell me that you were participating in the #21LoadChallenge with me this month! I’m so amazed that everyone was so very on board with this, […]
Sunday Comics: Disney’s Beast
A monster gallery celebrating yet another of those things Disney never expected to be sexualized by children once they grew up I thought we might take a break from the usual Josman/Handjobs/Julius Sunday Comics posts to visit with one of those Rule 34 things that make me feel just a little bit less strange. As […]