Think of it as the mens underwear section of the Sears catalog for the millennial set. I don’t know about you, but with everything happening in the world right now, I need a big break from serious shit. If you know me, you know I don’t text, but instead prefer secure messengers like Telegram or […]
Sometimes things are so perfect, it’s like someone is Truman Show-ing them specifically for me. Just a shorty today for Monday Masturbators because it’s been a very long day, and I still need to pack and wash my hair before I leave for New Orleans in the morning. But I couldn’t go another minute […]
Furry Shit, ahoy! You’ve been warned. I get a few emails a year asking me some question along the lines of “why do you post so much Furry shit?” I just got one this week complaining that my attention to Furry art and the folks who spend their time creating it was dragging down […]
Speechless, Dad stormed out of the room in a huff before I could explain. It’s not every day you get caught under your immigrant coach’s desk with his enormous pornstar-sized cock all the way down your throat but I knew Dad would understand. It got stuck, that’s all… and it’s perfectly understandable for a dick that big to easily get stuck in a tight teen throat like mine.
Guys. Seriously. A little over a year ago, Part 1 of this discussion was posted to a surprisingly good reception. It even seemed to invite a lot (I’m not kidding, a lot!) of suggestions and demands for a follow up about douching. But I gotta tell you. We are not ready to talk about […]
“It may be normal, darling; but I’d rather be natural.” It’s no real secret that “white guys with abs” are pretty much what lots of (most?) gay men envision when they think of “sexy.” What they consider “normal.” It’s why the Austin Wolfs and Ryan Roses of the world have attained the degree of […]