I haven’t driven in years, but I sure do miss this part of it. Just a quickie today on a Friday afternoon to share this excellent video of a sexy sunglasses dad stuck in traffic with just his big dong to keep him occupied. If you’ve got a commute of your own to cope […]
icametosin: Fleshing Out The Bodies Your Porn Ignores
“It may be normal, darling; but I’d rather be natural.” It’s no real secret that “white guys with abs” are pretty much what lots of (most?) gay men envision when they think of “sexy.” What they consider “normal.” It’s why the Austin Wolfs and Ryan Roses of the world have attained the degree of […]
Monday Masturbators: Old Enough To Know Better Edition
As Samantha Jones once said, these guys have “been around the block and know how to use their cock.” Monday! This was a surprisingly difficult post to assemble, because I couldn’t seem to find just the right videos to address the specific stuff that I wanted to talk about here. It’s not really any […]
Sunday Comics: Bruno’s “Bee Sting” and “Big Hungry Mouth”
Incesty, obscene, and raunchy af; Bruno clearly defines his filthy world in Handjobs Magazine. I think obscene is a great way to describe Bruno comics. Bruno’s characters exist in a very different world than those of Josman or Julius, though the fluidity of sexuality and the quest for connection via socially taboo sexual congress overlaps […]
Sunday Comics: Julius’ “The Hardon Twins & The Mystery of the Golden Cockring” Part 4
We’ve finally made it to the titular cockring and its mystery! It’s been about two solid months since we did an installment of Julius’ Hardon Twins and the Mystery of the Golden Cockring, and up until now (three full chapters!), there’s been nary a mention of a cockring, gold or otherwise! But that […]
Happy Father’s Day from Tyler + Gildan Underwear
Sunday morning is the perfect time for Dads bulging in underwear. I don’t have TV at home (not proper TV anyway – just Hulu/Netflix) so I rarely have a chance to see commercials, except when I’m traveling. As I’m sure you’re tired of hearing about now, I just got back from Chicago late last night […]