Baseball wordplay! Hahahaah! You know that old saying, “I may not know art, but I know what I like?” That’s how I mostly feel about sports, generally, and baseball, specifically. I don’t know much about baseball (I’ve been to a couple games growing up, and I know the super famous guys cause they’re super […]
The Difference Between “Jerking Off” and “Masturbating”
It’s Monday again! Let’s talk about Masturbating. As if we really ever talked about anything else on this site, right? Silly. But I’ve been having a good time with the Monday Masturbators series. While we don’t do a lot of scheduled content here (Tuesdays aren’t the days I post testicles or anything. Although #testicletuesday is […]
Make Your Dick Look Like a Wolf!
Why? Who cares! You’ve probably got your reasons! I would like to start by disclaiming how secretly actually excited I was when my buddy sent me this blog post about these boxer briefs designed to make your front stuff look like a snarling wolf. I was all set to buy them, until I looked […]
November Favorite Things
Favorite Stuff! Mostly for your dick! Man. I can’t seem to get these in before the month is out! Some of these are carryover favorites from October, when we didn’t post a list, due to distractions. But this month we’ve got some good ones. Let’s go: My New Toothbrush This […]
Clickbate: Vibrating Cowboy Orgasms
5 for the Weekend: A cowboy shoots (handsfree) and has the funnest nut you’ll see all day, Deadpool’s dick is as big and amazing as you (and he) imagine, rando bro poppers up, pisses himself, and jacks off on his patio, and a Thai man had to have his cockring SAWED OFF this week. […]
Fear of a Black Penis
The NYT Magazine publishes a thoughtful and well researched analysis of our cultural fear of BBC. It was both surprising and exciting to wake up today to the NYT app directing me almost immediately to an article by Wesley Morris entitled Why Pop Culture Just Can’t Deal With Black Male Sexuality. There’s a lot of […]