That Phaeton has some respectable nuts, too. A while back I posted a whole tirade about the glory of my very favorite part of the male body: the ballback. I still stand by that and I maintain that it’s one of the most beautiful and vulnerable and erotic (man, that word suuucks), and overlooked regions. […]
Peter Griffin’s Yanket Solves the Woes of Public Masturbation
“If you’re anything like me, the number one problem in your life is that you can’t masturbate just anywhere. But now you can!” On my trip back to NYC from Washington this week, I was reminded by a terrible woman camped out at DC’s Union Station under her dual sleeved blankets (one for the […]
“I am a masturbator.”
via RichardsDicks.com Another edition of Monday Masturbators for you to think on! This guy comments here often and I follow him on tumblr, and my admiration for the way he talks about his sexuality and his penis knows no bounds. When I mentioned here the other day that I worry about losing touch with […]
Dressed for Church
There’s almost nothing that compares to a big, proud, suit bulge. I don’t make enough time to people watch at home. Is what I decided today over coffee and some kind of steak and egg breakfast wrap. My (otherwise charming and beautiful) DC hotel refused to put a coffee machine in my room, so […]
Clickbate: Joe is the BIGGEST Jonas
5 for the Weekend: Joe Jonas compares penis size with the rest of the brothers Joni, morning coffee and masturbation rituals, Bottoming 101, and what happens when 4 random dudes get boned up in a public bathroom. Holy moly how is it Friday already!? This week has been ridiculous and I feel like precious little […]
Tumblr Crush: KeirSraan
Mature penis masturbator and tumblr superuser. 2020 UPDATE: Tumblr is gone forever and we all already know that. That means that awesome guys KeirSraan this don’t have a simple way to connect with people who love watching them love on themselves. That sucks. I’m leaving this post up, because I still think this guy is […]