The first edition of the Monday Masturbators Series sees some education on busting harder, and one of my favorite spread’n’stroke clips. Good morning! I’ve been looking for a way to introduce some videos of favorite masturbators, and to repost some shockingly informative and entertaining content from one of the mac daddies of masturbations tumblrs, The […]
Review: Fort Troff’s Butthole Skin Lightener
I’m still not ready to call my butt a “bumper.” Ok. If you’re a regular reader, you know I don’t do a ton of product reviews on here. There isn’t even a category for it (there’s a Movie Review category because at one point I thought I was gonna try to do reviews of […]
Clickbate: 5 For The Weekend
Justin Theroux feels embarrassed by his bulge, Google thinks your kids should learn about penises, a short story about being in love with a penis told through GIFs, and more. We made it a whole week without any major upsets or problems! And with my only having to pay extra money to my web host […]
Let Captain Americum Make Your Day
Oh, you talented, motion graphics perverts. I know Americium is a radioactive element. Don’t write and tell me about that. Doing some research for a thing I’m writing about bate culture and some of the vocabulary and ideals that come with, I stumbled across this short, but worthwhile vignette about Captain America just really […]
September Favorite Things
Raindrops on kittens, etc, etc. Let’s talk about penis stuff! It’s been a while since I did a favorite things list, so I’m gonna try to get back into the habit of this. I like what a conversation starter is for guys who read this and can be like “I forgot to tell you! I […]
Internet Gems: How to Wash Your Penis
WikiHow, the bestower of knowledge about how to do really random stuff, presents: how you to wash your penis. I stole the header graphic for this post from a WikiHow article the other day, and I’ve been thinking about that article ever since. I guess it makes sense, on some level, that this would […]