I know… I know. Easy to say, tough to hear. One of the things about having a job where your appearance plays an exceptionally large role, is trying to figure out where your real limitations are (this is probably as tall as I’ll ever be, and my nuts aren’t getting any larger, no matter how […]
Name That Animal Penis!
From Seth MacFarlane’s Cartoon Cavalcade of Comedy I don’t have anything pithy about this. I stumbled across it by accident last week and have laughed myself silly over it several times since then, just leaving it open in a tab on my browser. I honestly don’t know why I find it so amusing, but […]
Review: Dale Lazarov’s “Pardners” (XPosted from Manhunt Daily)
Words are very unnecessary. Finally, a wordless graphic novel that fixates on all the parts of graphic novels you’re fixating on in any other graphic novel anyway. Dale Lazarov is one of those names that should ring as at least vaguely familiar if you spend any real time on the internet or tumblr (especially […]
The Bible Says You Should Totally Get Naked and Whack It
And I’ve got the scripture to prove it. Ordinarily, I work hard to stay away from religion, or politics, or even anything I think sounds especially divisive at all. I’m still torn about this post about MAL where I said some not nice things about the guys I saw there. But this was a […]
Why I Left My New Year’s Eve Party To Masturbate Solo
To ring in the New Year the most honest way I know how. If you know me in real life or we’ve met or spent any real amount of time together, I’ve probably definitely talked about masturbation and penises at some point. In fact, even if you don’t know me and just read this blog […]
Fifty Seven
I feel like I’m constantly talking about group sex stuff on here to the point that you guys surely must be bored of it by now. But I don’t care, because I’ve found a new hobby and it’s awesome and I wanna tell you about it. So, group masturbation is awesome. It just is. I’ve […]