Sometimes things are so perfect, it’s like someone is Truman Show-ing them specifically for me. Just a shorty today for Monday Masturbators because it’s been a very long day, and I still need to pack and wash my hair before I leave for New Orleans in the morning. But I couldn’t go another minute […]
Majestic and Contemplative Anthro Art by Anhes
Furry Shit, ahoy! You’ve been warned. I get a few emails a year asking me some question along the lines of “why do you post so much Furry shit?” I just got one this week complaining that my attention to Furry art and the folks who spend their time creating it was dragging down […]
How To Pose *Naturally* – Brought to You By Vintage Gay Pornography
Tips from the pros of yesteryear to help you achieve a very natural aesthetic in your dong pics. It’s Friday! And I don’t have the energy to come up with a whole essay about how this thing is problematic or how that thing should be emphasized more. So let’s look at some vintage 70s/80s […]
Sunday Comics: “The Plumber” by Josman
Even the plumber who fixes your toilet has massive pecs of granite and a Julia Roberts Smile in Josman’s gay comic world. I’ve been avoiding this entry in the Josman canon because I thought I had already published it. But, as it turns out, the story I published was actually a different story about plumbing, […]
Friday Traffic Jam Distraction: A Big Dad Penis!
I haven’t driven in years, but I sure do miss this part of it. Just a quickie today on a Friday afternoon to share this excellent video of a sexy sunglasses dad stuck in traffic with just his big dong to keep him occupied. If you’ve got a commute of your own to cope […]
icametosin: Fleshing Out The Bodies Your Porn Ignores
“It may be normal, darling; but I’d rather be natural.” It’s no real secret that “white guys with abs” are pretty much what lots of (most?) gay men envision when they think of “sexy.” What they consider “normal.” It’s why the Austin Wolfs and Ryan Roses of the world have attained the degree of […]