Sooo long since the last Monday Masturbator post, and mature bator Phil Williams is a stellar place to start back up. It’s been tough going getting myself back into the swing of things here, but I’m doing my best. While I don’t think I’ll be back on my 4-5X per week posting cycle of yore, I’m […]
Bodybuilder Tattoos Penis, Is Awesome
Welcome to 2019! I’m so glad you’re here for another year of talking dong and looking at the ways that men engage with their bodies and their sexuality, despite whatever “society” is telling them they ought to do. We’ve got a lot of work ahead of us this year, and the loss of tumblr […]
Story Time: “Making the Grade” From Handjobs Magazine
Keeping those grades up is HARD work for young Billy. Sometimes I read stories looking for just the right one to feature here, and some reasons why I think it’s important or things that really stood out to me. Lots of them are terrible and dated and use slang expressions like “and then I […]
An Open Letter to the Man in my Gym Locker Room:
I think you’re a terrible person. Dear Sir: I want to be forthright and tell you that I was the person who reported you to the front desk this week, for the way you behave in the mens locker room at my gym. I have seen you in that locker room every time I […]
Locker Room Group Jack: William Higgins’ “These Bases Are Loaded”
A spermy smash cut of all the best stroking and load sharing. I have not managed to find a lot of time to put posts together lately, so we’re ending up with some Monday Masturbator posts turning up almost back to back! Mea Culpa! I’ll try to get some more filler in there this […]
Brazilian Footballer Alexandre Gaúcho, Naked, Hard, and Jackin’ It
I don’t even know what to say about this. A thing I mostly live oblivious to is the fact that, as an American, I assume that whatever happens here – culturally, societally, sexually – must be either as good as or better than whatever happens other places in the world. There’s a mentality that’s […]