Are there scarier words in the English language than “we need to talk?” Welcome to 2017, everybody! We’ve all got fresh clean slates with which to start the year off, and we’re keeping up with resolutions, if that’s our thing. I want to take this opportunity to discuss some things that we maybe wouldn’t […]
Sunday Comics: “木こりの師弟 | Kikori No Shitei”
A beautiful story that’s even more beautifully illustrated that I could NOT translate properly, despite all my best efforts. I would never say that I’m a manga guy, because so much manga is only in Japanese and even when it’s translated can be difficult to decipher and get the gist of. I’m probably just […]
2016 Wrap-Up: The Most Popular Posts of The Year
It’s about to be a whole new year of penising and fucking! And I say good riddance, 2016. As I’m certain most of us do. As you’re probably aware, if you have a blog around this time of the year you’re duty-bound to compile some ‘best of’ lists to celebrate the year we’ve all just […]
I Bought a Masturbator from Groupon!
I know! I’m as surprised as anyone! I don’t talk about it much (because I’m ashamed) but I’m a secret Groupon shopper, and I love it. They send me emails every day (for no fewer than 3 different cities) and I read all of them. A LOT of stuff in my house has come from […]
Raiders Beat the Chargers 19-16, Due To On Field Masturbation
Subtitled: The Day Tyler Learned to Love Football. Oh, mercy. You take a few days to be busy with other things, and post no blogs, and the best thing to happen all year takes place. I suppose it wouldn’t have mattered if I were busy or not, though, since it happened in one of the […]
7 Masturbation Habits to Consider Dropping
Golden wisdom from the archives of EroticEngineering.com It’s Monday once again. And instead of focusing on a particular jack off artist like we’ve done in the past, I thought today might be a day for general Penis reflection instead. If you’re a regular guest here, you know we talk about a LOT of dong […]