Looks like a dog toy, makes you bust like a high schooler. Full Disclosure: I did not receive any compensation or free stuff in exchange for this review. I just really like this thing and thought you should know about it, in case you also like buying stuff into which you can put your […]
SNL’s Pete Davidson Can Masturbate With His Left Hand
And he’s (rightfully) super proud of it. I don’t usually talk about celebrities here, because it brings in a lot of weird, off topic traffic that is always saying things like “omg why is this whole blog about jackin it?” And for those of us who are already here, we know why it is. […]
My Neighbors Can Hear Me Masturbating: A Short Story
I have lived in this apartment for four years, and I discover new things all the time. One of the best things about life on the Upper East Side of Manhattan is how quiet it is. The streets are quiet, the people on the streets are quiet, and in the summer you can sleep […]
Monday Masturbators: Ultra HD Greasy Penis Obsession Edition
This is a weird one. After yesterday’s post, I figured I might strive for a return to form here. Not that it isn’t good to drop some reality into things, now and then. But it’s good to get distracted too. It’s Monday, and I’m always trying to build up the back catalog of Monday […]
Monday Masturbators (Classics Edition): Blackey Madison
Skillful penis manipulation married to muscles, fur, and sperm; the perfect start to 2018. Welcome to a new year, everybody! I’m so pleased you’re here reading this. Even if it’s a Monday a hundred years from now (and reading on whatever computers are 100 years from now), instead of January 1st, 2018. It’s the […]
Newsweek Says Jacking Off Will Fix Your Sinus Issues!
It’s always the first thing I try anyway. From last week’s online edition of Newsweek magazine: “WHY MORE ORGASMS CAN RELIEVE SINUS PRESSURE, ACCORDING TO DOCTOR” Yes. Ok. You have my attention… So, what’s the verdict? Can this possibly be true, and if so, whaaaa? Turns out, it’s something that’s only been […]