Uncle Sam has a special 4th of July celebration set between a boy and his illegal fireworks dealer. I’ve never been one for having big July 4th plans. In fact, my plan this year is to stay home and watch some penis fireworks instead, while googling “slutty uncle sam pics” to see what comes […]
5 Incredible Fleshlight POV Cumshots
A Fleshlight is extra magical, extra close-up. I’m a big fan of masturbators of all stripes. I prattled on about this video from Beau Banks so much that somebody actually GOT me a Fleshlight Turbo (there’s a real review of that coming up at some point, I promise). I’ve also purchased some down market […]
5 Minute Root Chakra Penis Meditation
Take five minutes out of your day and think about penises both cosmic and personal. I use the #contemplate-your-penis hashtag on tumblr a lot. I think it’s an important and universal behavior that men tend to overlook in favor of looking at other penises. But I know men (myself included!) who have attested to […]
The Primal, Animalistic Magic of Autofellatio
So special and rare, it’s not even in the google spell check dictionary. Welcome to another Monday! To soften the blow (wordplay!), I figured we’d talk about the ultimate Monday Masturbators: the gentlemen of this world who can suck their own dick, and film it for us to share. Wikipedia says that this ability […]
#Lionbate Megapost: These Lions Can’t Stop Masturbating!
And who would ever want them to! I’ve been pretty open about my selective fascinations with furry shit here in the past. I’m not the sort of guy who’s got a secret fursuit stashed away in the closet, but I will admit to finding some anthropomorphic dogs, bulls, and even sharks kinda hot in […]
My All Time Favorite Handjob
Not all reacharounds are created equal. This video popped into my Xtube habits many years ago, and then, as such magical and beautiful things are wont to do, it just disappeared one day. I remember still the very first time I ever watched it, realizing immediately what a fucking gem of a thing this […]