Insecure about the size of your wang? Find out if LYING ABOUT IT is right for you! I’ve talked about my fetish for google alerts here before, and last week seemed to be a promising reward to the constant monitoring of phrases like “penis,” “London penis,” “New York penis,” and “great big penis,” when […]
Sunday Comics: “Dad’s Toys” by Josman
Remember when your dad was super fit and hot and used to let you watch him shower? Yeah, me neither. But that’s the magical world of Josman, isn’t it. I decided to do a one-off story this week, instead of another installment of the Hardon Twins and their (as yet still unestablished) cockring mystery, partly […]
Don’t Be Shitty: 5 Bros Not To Be In The Sauna
Public naked time can be stressful enough for some guys without you making it extra weird. It’s a well known fact that I’m a big fan of a sauna. I love the Russian Baths in New York. I really really love Steamworks in Chicago. I’d go back to the Pleasuredrome next time I’m in […]
Story Time: “Family Reunion” (via Handjobs Magazine)
Quick, country, and cum-soaked. Some days, you just don’t have time for the long, luxurious reads of the Nifty Archive and you need something more direct, and to the point. But you also don’t want to sacrifice any of the filthy story that gets your penis inflated in the first place! What’s a boy […]
Masturbate With Your Friends: Corbin Fisher Edition
Because it’s Monday and I like when people do this stuff. It has been a little quiet around here the last week, eh? That’s on me. Sorry. I’m easily distracted by Easter candy, and I’ve had quite my fill of it this weekend. So let’s get on with the strokin, now that all the […]
The #21LoadChallenge Finale
We did it, everybody! **WARNING: THIS PAGE MAY LOAD SLOWLY CAUSE THERE IS A TON OF PENIS STUFF ON HERE** The #21LoadChallenge is complete! It actually finished last week while I was away in Palm Springs, but there were some issues with scheduling tumblr posts and blah blah blah. At the halfway point checkin, […]