Thinky Stuff / 14.11.2016

It's tough coming up with stuff to say about penises right now.   Well. That isn't entirely true. Just the events of the last week have made it harder for me to see penises as so supremely important. And then yesterday I came across this beautiful gif on tumblr:     And I realized I was...

Masturbation is Amazing / 19.11.2015

  The Phallic Brotherhood brings new wisdom into my life. Or it just puts concise words to the kind of sex I enjoy having. Either way.   I feel like I've been saying "yeah, but I'm not gay like you're gay," my whole life, without ever being able to explain it better than that....

This blog has a TON of super adulty stuff in it. You gotta be 18+ and into that (or at least be working on an incognito tab, bro).
Yeah, I'm 18
No, I'm under 18