I am thrilled to talk about some quick and easy ways to move the quality of our bate videos and photos from amateur hour to Industrial Light and Magic-level penis spectacles.
Fleshlight GO Review: How come my penis won’t fit in here?
The Fleshlight GO is beautifully constructed and actually feels great in your palm; heavy and easy to hold on to. It’s significantly more compact than the traditional Fleshlight body, though, and a couple inches shorter, top to bottom.
GHOST Poppers Review: Ultra Strong Means Something Different to Ghosts, Maybe
I will admit to you that these made me nervous. The “Ultra Strong” designation and a big “DANGER” tag on the side of the poppers bottle kept me treading light. At first. Having lived in Toronto (where selling poppers is technically illegal and importing them can lose you money when customs snags them at the […]
August Favorite Things
J Lube, Proudbator, Jockstraps, and Peloton – Summer stuff to get you through the hard times. We haven’t done a Favorite Things post in aaaages! I started these way back when as a way to talk about stuff I liked that wasn’t quite deserving of its own full-length post, but that was worth sharing, regardless. […]
Party For One – The Fleshlight Turbo Review [X-Posted from the Bator Blog]
If you missed my review of the impressive Fleshlight Turbo over at the Bator Blog, please to enjoy: [This review originally appeared November 26, 2018 on thebatorblog.com] I’m not a big go-out-on-the-town-and-party-all-night kinda guy anymore. My early 30s have introduced me to the pleasures and luxuries of things like “staying in,” “having another cup […]
9 Hilarious (and real!) Amazon Lube Reviews
A reminder that it’s always worth your time to read those reviews! Did you know that silicone lubes are almost all condom compatible? Because I did not! I just learned this past week that most silicone lubes live in a third category beyond oil-based and water-based, and are completely safe to use with latex […]