But who’s complaining, right? I have zero idea who this kid is or why he gets to be in an advert for the new Fleshjack Turbo (described as the “most realistic and satisfying alternative to oral sex,”), but I’ve never been the sort of boy to turn down the chance to watch a stranger […]
Review: The P-Spot Buzz 3.8 by Fort Troff
I’m not ashamed of how small something has to be to fit into my butt. Shut up. I’m sure I don’t need to start this by saying all kinds of glowing BS about Fort Troff, right? I mean I already did it about these underwears, and this skin lightener, and it’s all the same […]
Ultimate Christmas Gift: the Hydromax Bathmate
You should be unsurprised to learn that my Ultimate Christmas Gift is Penis-related. So I’ve always got a wishlist going and I do my best to keep it up to date and not to constantly say “GET ME THINGS FROM MY WISHLIST! WHAAA!” like so many guys do on twitter. But I really like having […]